Emmy is a 17 year old. She's quite the bookworm and thinks British television is awesome (NBC too, actually.) An interesting fact is that she is a member of "a bizarre internet cult" known as Nerdfighteria.
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awakeintheundertow:

stfujustin:

cabbage-patch-adults:

touchmestephengomez:

just when you think you’ve seen it all, the internet throws pregnant hitler at you

What.

Wat.

I did nazi that coming. 
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me on facebook: do you all have brain damage or
me on twitter: do any of you understand grammar or
me on tumblr: do any of you want to live with me or
Posted 17 hours ago with 18,562 notes (source: votarient | via: mymphr)
ask-the-mighty-thor:

Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface?
That is … that is conceding defeat!
This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen!
When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins!  
And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone.
And you have one in me. I swear it to you.
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Tagged » #YES #YES I DO 

You know what’s kind of beautiful?

In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

(Source: timorleste)

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Tagged » #John Green #fishingboatproceeds #YES 

Find out where your MP stands on Marriage Equality

jaydenw:

Are you Australian and are for dudes marrying dudes and chicks marrying chicks and so forth? Then prove it by contacting your MP. This website shows their stance on the matter and there email and phone numbers.

(Source: bergeron)

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Tagged » #Louise Markus better prepare herself for an essay 
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me: *stays home*
parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
me: *goes out*
parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
me: *eats*
parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
me: *doesn't eat something*
parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
me: *exhales*
parents: don't give me that attitude
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Tagged » #In my case Nan because my Mother doesn't care 
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meansoftie:

#’i was really surprised when someone died’

Hang on… I feel like there’s something I’m missin— 
*Glances at Looking for Alaska and The Fault in Our Stars*
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Tagged » #the feet in the second gif afdshjafjdfss 

The easiest way of preventing an unwanted pregnancy (in most cases) is by closing your legs.

evil-sherlock-holmes:

iamnotethan:

therepublicanlady:

i’m just saying.

I  support  anal  sex.

yes because waddling around like a penguin with your legs closed is totally going to detract people from forcing them open.

My 2 cents:

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